It's Good to be a Man

Your last name stays put

The garage is all yours

Chocolate is just another snack

Car mechanics tell you the truth

Wrinkles add character

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them

You can open your own jars

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

If someone forgets to invite you he will still be your friend

The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades

Your belly hides your big hips

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look

You can play with toys all your life

You can do your nails with a pocket knife

Your underwear is R49.95 for a three-pack

Three pairs of shoes is enough

You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache

Thanks to Navin Badri, Durban